Нужно перевести это стихотворение на русский язык…

Нужно перевести это стихотворение на русский язык, но чтобы была рифма: Here's an easy game toplay. Here's an easy thing to say. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort. And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort.Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash.Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game, sir!