Помогите перевести (нормально не как в гугле)

Помогите перевести (нормально не как в гугле). Once when was a young man, I was travelling in India . One evening, after hunting in the forest allday, I was returning alone to my tent. It was dark . On my right was a river , on my left, a thick, dark forest. Suddenly I saw two green eyes looking at me from among the trees . A tiger was ready jump on me . What could I do? I looked to the right . In the river there was a big crocodile . I closed my eyes . The tiger jumped right over me and was now in the jaws of the crocodile . This is a true story, believe it or not.