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My wife DaneMy husband DaneMy partner, DaneI came to learnI came to workI came to seek political asylumIf all the seas were one sea,What a great sea that would be! If all the trees were one tree,What a great tree that would be! And if all the axes were one axe,What a great axe that would be! And if all the men were one man,What a great man that would be! And if the great man took the great axe,And cut down the great tree,And let it fall into the great sea,What a splish-splash that would be! +The Little Woman and the PedlarThere was a little woman,As I have heard tell,She went to marketHer eggs for to sell; She went to marketAll on a market day,And she fell asleepOn the king's highway.There came by a pedlar,His name was Stout,He cut her petticoatsAll round about; He cut her petticoatsUp to her knees; Which made the little womanTo shiver and sneeze.When this little womanBegan to awake,She began to shiver,And she began to shake; She began to shake,And she began to cry,Lawk a mercy on me,This is none of I! But if this be I,As I do hope it be,I have a little dog at homeAnd he knows me; If it be I,He'll wag his little tail,And if it be not IHe'll loudly bark and wail! Home went the little womanAll in the dark,Up starts the little dog,And he began to bark; He began to bark,And she began to cry,Lawk a mercy on me,This is none of I! (3 небылицы